Pittsburgh – In a recent interview on Cameron Heyward’s podcast, “Not Just Football,” former Steelers linebacker Joey Porter made the claim that Roethlisberger was not a good teammate or person. This statement shocked NFL fans across the world who were born after 2008 or have had their head in the sand in the years prior. Porter…
Santa Clara – The Seattle Seahawks have obviously emerged as America’s favorite to win Super Bowl LX as Patriots somehow return to the big game way too soon for a team with such historical success. The poll, conducted online or somewhere else (doesn’t matter even a little), showed that over 88% of Americans want Seattle…
Baton Rouge, LA – In a moving display of personal sacrifice and a show of class solitude with the common man, newly hired LSU head football coach Lane Kiffin announced Thursday that accepting a reported $4 million/yr raise was “one of the toughest decisions of his life,” describing the negotiation process as a “soul searching…
Seattle – Howie Long has asked Fox executives for a dump button as he grows increasingly concerned with what he calls the “inevitable and ultimately horrific mispronunciation” by Terry Bradshaw of Seattle wide receiver Jaxon Smith-Njigba’s name. NFL legend Bradshaw, known for his quick recaps of gameday action during Halftime of the Sunday noon slate,…
Miami – Miami Dolphins star Tyreek Hill was questioned and released by Miami-Dade County police after they were called to the wide receiver’s home for a domestic abuse situation. Hill had allegedly called the police after he lashed out at himself when he arrived home and remembered that his estranged wife was not there for…
Tom Brady, now part of the top pairing for Fox Sunday NFL broadcasts, said another ridiculous thing during his coverage of the Bears vs Cowboys during the week 3 matchup. Dallas WR George Pickens got upset, assumably after spending thousands on Pokemon cards and only getting Squirtles, slammed his helmet down. Now, this is a…
Miami – Week 3 brought another loss for the Dolphins, who are now 0-3 on the season. During the post game press conference, head coach Mike McDaniel admitted that the team was still ‘tanking for Tua’, the running theme of the 2019 season. When pressed on ‘what the hell he was talking about’, it became…
If you head to the Chicago Bears Pro Shop, searching for products that will really drive home (with annoying determination) your fandom, you will find the amazing ‘Chicago Bears 8′ Inflatable Crazy Sports Fan’. With eye black under his dead and soulless eyes, neighbors will be forcibly made aware of the love you have for…
Fans of the Chicago Bears are high on the teams chances this year, even though recent history suggests that this is a stupid idea. The Bears have added highly sought after and respected first time head coach Ben Johnson to take over the development of first round pick Caleb Williams in the latter’s second year….
1. Chicago Bears (11–6) Please, oh please, do not suck (disclaimer – author is an irrational meatball Bears fan). They hired arguably the top coaching candidate and offensive guru Ben Johnson as their head coach this offseason, brought in competent O-line studs in Thuney and Dalman, and upgraded at DC with the hire of Dennis…