New York – In another stunning example of failing upward due to successes you had no hand in, former Chiefs Offensive Coordinator Matt Nagy has been hired as John Harbaugh’s new offensive coordinator for his first season as HC in New York. Giants fandom was immediately flabbergasted, and optimism for the 2026 season is already back to zero. “Matt Nagy?? Really?” said one user, Skattebo_69420. “All I care about is headbutting my drywall and physicality, and headbutting my drywall” the user continued on. Other fans were more cautiously optimistic, with user Jaxon_0ff saying “I am optimistic, he coached that Turbursky fella in Chicago and he done did good there, I’ll wait until we I mean they get out there on the field to judge this thing”.
Giants RB Cam Skattebo drinking energy drink from his cleat. Seriously.
John Harbaugh is coming in with a career record similar to another head coach recently hired by the Steelers, Mike McCarthy (for real, look it up), yet the league views Harbaugh as a much better option for some reason. When asked for comment, we assume he said something along the lines of “hahahaha, I am only in here to get my millions, win a few games to make it look like I am a good coach, and get out of here”. “Matt Nagy? hahahaha, Nagy? Yeah, he will be a good scapegoat for this seasons nonsense, the fans are too stupid to know any better.” When asked if he even remembered any of Nagy’s time in Chicago, Harbaugh could barely get the words “need to find the whys” through deep guttural laughter. We reached out to some fans for comment, and the general consensus was that yes indeed, he is correct about the fans. Especially those from Long Island.
