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Lane Kiffin Heroically Chooses Between $9 Million at Ole Miss and $13 Million at LSU, Citing “Unimaginable Hardship” Of Decision

Baton Rouge, LA – In a moving display of personal sacrifice and a show of class solitude with the common man, newly hired LSU head football coach Lane Kiffin announced Thursday that accepting a reported $4 million/yr raise was “one of the toughest decisions of his life,” describing the negotiation process as a “soul searching…

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Man Finally Convinced by 3,357th Bet MGM Commercial to Gamble Life Savings Away “Responsibly”

JEFFERSON CITY, MO – Local resident Kyle Brenner has “finally got the message” that sports betting is coming to Missouri after seeing the 3,357th commercial announcing said news. Brenner, 42, said he was “finally convinced by Gronk and those douchebags from that one podcast I don’t even listen to” to open an account and immediately…

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