Charlotte, NC – The Carolina Panthers are taking a cue from the Philadelphia Eagles recent partnership with Dude Wipes and have announced that Flex Seal will be the official sponsor of their offensive line through the 2029 season. Earlier this year, the Eagles announced that their famous play the ‘Tush Push’ will be sponsored by the flushable wipes company, Dude Wipes. In a move to also capitalize on this trend, the Panthers could think of no better a sponsor than Flex Seal. “I don’t give a shit, these guys are terrible” said head coach Dave Canales when asked about the sponsorship. “Nothing could fix this atrocious line, why are you asking me questions at the urinal?”
Bryce Young running into his own lineman who in turn somewhat tackles him. Derp
This trend appears to be taking off. Future sponsorships are in the works for many different NFL teams, such as Prozac hoping to sponsor the Bears most annoying play, the back to back screen pass. The Panthers are expected to make dozens of dollars in this deal. Owner David Tepper plans to use this money to purchase a set of darts, which he will then utilize during the 2026 NFL draft for his first and second round selections.
Other sponsorships that are rumored to be in the works: Icy Hot for the Arizona Cardinals QB Sneak, Grain Alcohol for the Saints and their “any play we run”, and the law firm of McCormick and Bailey to sponsor the Cleveland Browns and their “beating my wife when the Browns lose” fans.
