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Flex Seal to Sponsor Carolina Panthers O-Line Through 2029 Season

Hank Dobson7 months ago7 months ago02 mins

Charlotte, NC – The Carolina Panthers are taking a cue from the Philadelphia Eagles recent partnership with Dude Wipes and have announced that Flex Seal will be the official sponsor of their offensive line through the 2029 season. Earlier this year, the Eagles announced that their famous play the ‘Tush Push’ will be sponsored by…

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Plague of Injuries For 49ers Extends to Kittle, Head Groundskeeper

Hank Dobson7 months ago7 months ago02 mins

Santa Clara, CA – Injuries continue to plague the San Francisco 49ers as they send both TE George Kittle and Head Groundskeeper Matt Greiner to the IR with unspecified injuries. Reporting suggests that Kittle is dealing with a hamstring injury after leaving Sunday’s game against the Seahawks in the second quarter. The team has not…

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