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WNBA Star Kelsey Plum Tosses Job Application and Deodorant at Fan Preparing to Throw Sex Toy On Court

Hank Dobson8 months ago8 months ago02 mins

WNBA star Kelsey Plum has grown tired of the sex toys being tossed on the court during games and has decided to take the matter into her own hands. “I am so tired of it, I mean, look at those guys. Virgins. I guarantee they shower less often than Brittney Griner and I also bet…

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Rob Manfred Attempting to Merge CEC and MLB

Chet Mediocrity8 months ago8 months ago03 mins

After attending a birthday party for the son of a low level MLB staffer, commissioner Rob Manfred reportedly told those close to him that he had plans to improve upon the classic Whac-A-Mole game, despite being told repeatedly that the game needs no improvements.  It was reported by one of the few sober parents at…

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Jerry Reinsdorf Spotted at Multiple Coinstars in Chicagoland

Steven Hull8 months ago7 months ago03 mins

White Sox and Chicago Bulls owner Jerry Reinsdorf has been spotted cashing in loose change at Coinstar locations throughout the northern Chicagoland area. Jerry, never one to pass up an opportunity to save some money, was seen arguing with several cashiers over the “exorbitant” 11.9% convenience fee Coinstar charges for its service. Eyewitnesses say that…

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