Totally Plausible

Former Pittsburgh Steelers running back and customer service fanatic Le’Veon Bell is contemplating a comeback in a bid to become the CFL’s highest paid player.  “It just makes sense, you know? If I can’t get the money in the NFL I want, I’ll take that Canadian loony like my man Timmy” Bell said, referring to,…

The release of over 50 rehabbed tortoises back into the wild at Shaquille O’Neal’s turtle sanctuary ended in disaster as the former NBA Hall of Famer insisted upon a direct to water release. The volunteer staffers, horrified by the actions of their owner, were able to re-rescue about a dozen of the shelled critters once…