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Fan Who Claims to Not Care About Swift Kelce Engagement Won’t Shut the Hell Up About It

Steven Hull8 months ago7 months ago02 mins

Kansas City – Local man Dale Lunkmore has taken to his social media accounts to express how little he cares about the engagement of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift. Lunkmore has made sure to share his feelings with the Twitter (or X, if you are a ding-dong), BlueSky, Facebook, Reddit, and even the comment section…

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John Harbaugh Visits Olive Garden With Demon Friend Asmodeus

Hank Dobson8 months ago7 months ago02 mins

Owings Mills, MD – Baltimore Ravens head coach John Harbaugh took in his yearly pre-season meal with the King of Demons, Asmodeus, at a Fox Ridge Olive Garden on Tuesday night. The yearly meal has been a ritual of Coach Harbaugh’s since his first superbowl appearance in 2013, and the two have remained close ever…

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