Chicago – The Chicago White Sox, with the highest odds at 27.73%, won the No. 1 overall pick in next summer’s draft during Tuesday’s lottery at the Winter Meetings in Orlando. Chicago, in a perpetual rebuild since they caught lightning in a bottle in 2005, are looking forward to the opportunity to draft a game…
Las Vegas – Raiders owner Mark Davis and his $2.5 Billion net worth prove to be more important than his Simple Jack haircut to his dating life. In a shock to absolutely no one ever, the billionaire has been spotted with an attractive younger female who he claims, you guessed it, likes him for his…
Dallas Cowboys owner and generally unlikable curmudgeon Jerry Jones has begun implementing a plan to ban fans from entering AT&T Stadium this season if they can’t provide evidence of their love for the Queen Latifah led show, The equalizer, which was recently cancelled by CBS. Jerry Jones has been extra sensitive in recent weeks, as…
New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft has been taking a more active role in training camp as the team prepares for the 2025 season, worrying executives who have been unable to keep him in the press box. “He is touching everryyyyyything, and it is really grossing us out” said a junior scout, who chose to…
White Sox and Chicago Bulls owner Jerry Reinsdorf has been spotted cashing in loose change at Coinstar locations throughout the northern Chicagoland area. Jerry, never one to pass up an opportunity to save some money, was seen arguing with several cashiers over the “exorbitant” 11.9% convenience fee Coinstar charges for its service. Eyewitnesses say that…