Toronto – An area Maple Leafs fan is convinced that finally, this will be their year as they ready themselves for a run at year 59 of their Stanley Cup drought. Many fans are reeling from the loss of Mitch Marner through a trade with Vegas, however, a healthy Auston Matthews has expectations foolishly getting raised. “Marner was a hoser” said Doug Loonie, a lifelong fan and resident of Scarborough. “The Leafs will bring the cup back to Toronto where it belongs” he continued, with a Hortons glazer crumbing out the side of his mouth, “I don’t care what da heck Pierre McGuirre says, no way we finish 3rd in the Atlantic, we are going to win this thing or my ex-wife’s name isn’t the same as my mothers”.
A fan mourns the fanbase not repeating as ‘most delusional‘ because at least they won something
Yahoo sports predicts the Leafs to finish 3rd in the Atlantic this season, which would give them an NHL best of 10 consecutive season in which they make the playoffs, which obviously doesn’t matter whatsoever for this miserable fanbase. Circa Sports Las Vegas owner, Derek Stevens, discussed how tough it is to take bets on the Leafs every year; “Look, they win sometimes in the regular season, but then they get to the playoffs and choke choke choke. Even I have my limits on how much money I will take from the delusional, I’ve considered not taking bets on the Leafs once the playoffs start”. When pointed out that the Leafs always losing in the playoffs means that he would lose money if people bet against them, Stevens said “aaah, you got me. I’m a sports betting scumbag”.
