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Rashee Rice Totals Golf Cart in Return To Chiefs Facility

Hank Dobson6 months ago02 mins

Kansas City – The Chiefs have welcomed back wide receiver Rashee Rice, who was serving a suspension for his involvement in a chain-reaction crash due to his reckless high speed racing on a Dallas highway. After much hesitance, team trainers allowed Rice to drive a staffer’s golf cart, which ended in disaster. Rice, with blood…

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FanDuel to Sponsor Possible Chauncey Billups Trial

Chet Mediocrity6 months ago02 mins

Portland – FanDuel has announced that it plans to sponsor the impending trial of Portland Trailblazers coach Chauncey Billups, after Billups was arrested as part of an FBI investigation into illegal sports gambling. The NBA, who has never, ever, ever, ever had a gambling scandal, has decided to monetize on the incident by allowing FanDuel…

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Former Coach Rex Ryan Surprised to Learn That Stabbing Sanchez Was Always an Option

Steven Hull6 months ago02 mins

Indianapolis – Former NFL quarterback Mark Sanchez (and the unofficial mascot of this website due to his infamous butt fumble) was involved in an altercation last weekend that left the former first rounder in the hospital with stab wounds. Witnesses say that Sanchez, after attacking a door dash driver for parking in a way not…

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Frustrated by Season-Ending Injury, Tyreek Hill Calls Police After Domestically Abusing Himself

Steven Hull6 months ago6 months ago02 mins

Miami – Miami Dolphins star Tyreek Hill was questioned and released by Miami-Dade County police after they were called to the wide receiver’s home for a domestic abuse situation. Hill had allegedly called the police after he lashed out at himself when he arrived home and remembered that his estranged wife was not there for…

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