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February 2, 2026
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Former Coach Rex Ryan Surprised to Learn That Stabbing Sanchez Was Always an Option

Steven Hull4 months ago02 mins

Indianapolis – Former NFL quarterback Mark Sanchez (and the unofficial mascot of this website due to his infamous butt fumble) was involved in an altercation last weekend that left the former first rounder in the hospital with stab wounds. Witnesses say that Sanchez, after attacking a door dash driver for parking in a way not…

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New York Mets Fans Prepare For Collapse By Reminding Everyone “At Least They Aren’t The Pirates”

Hank Dobson4 months ago4 months ago02 mins

New York – While some teams fanbases are preparing to make their run at the fall classic, Mets followers have a different plan. “Hope is just another blown save waiting to happen,” said Long Island resident Vinny Cavalogne. “We have seen this movie before, less than 10 games left, in a spot for the playoffs, then…

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Vikings Unsure If Relieved Or Concerned That McCarthy Out For Week 3

Chet Mediocrity5 months ago5 months ago02 mins

Minneapolis, MN – Vikings quarterback J.J. McCarthy is expected to miss week 3 against the Cincinnati Bengals after dealing with an ankle sprain after the teams ridiculous and somewhat hilarious loss to the Falcons on Sunday Night Football. If J.J. is unable to go Sunday, Vikings HC Kevin O’Connell will look to veteran Carson Wentz…

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