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February 2, 2026
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Fernando Mendoza In Tears As Every Mock Draft Has Him Going To Raiders

Hank Dobson5 days ago02 mins

Las Vegas – Heisman trophy winning QB Fernando Mendoza was recently seen crying in to a bagel at a local Panera while looking through mock drafts online. It seems as though the thought of going to play for the Raiders has notorious good boy Mendoza privately venting to anyone who will listen that “I can’t…

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John Harbaugh Visits Olive Garden With Demon Friend Asmodeus

Hank Dobson5 months ago5 months ago02 mins

Owings Mills, MD – Baltimore Ravens head coach John Harbaugh took in his yearly pre-season meal with the King of Demons, Asmodeus, at a Fox Ridge Olive Garden on Tuesday night. The yearly meal has been a ritual of Coach Harbaugh’s since his first superbowl appearance in 2013, and the two have remained close ever…

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Adam Silver Sends Denial of Criminal Charges Form Letter to Teams

Chet Mediocrity6 months ago6 months ago12 mins

NBA Commissioner Adam Silver has sent a memo out to all 30 NBA teams, highlighting the need for a standard form letter to be used when addressing players facing criminal charges. The letter is meant to address the variety of crimes that NBA players have been accused of, and serves as a sort of “choose your…

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