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Tom Brady Probably Beats His Dog

Chet Mediocrity7 months ago01 mins

Tom Brady, now part of the top pairing for Fox Sunday NFL broadcasts, said another ridiculous thing during his coverage of the Bears vs Cowboys during the week 3 matchup. Dallas WR George Pickens got upset, assumably after spending thousands on Pokemon cards and only getting Squirtles, slammed his helmet down. Now, this is a…

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Raiders Owner Mark Davis’s Net Worth Shockingly Outweighs Terrible Haircut

Steven Hull7 months ago7 months ago02 mins

Las Vegas – Raiders owner Mark Davis and his $2.5 Billion net worth prove to be more important than his Simple Jack haircut to his dating life. In a shock to absolutely no one ever, the billionaire has been spotted with an attractive younger female who he claims, you guessed it, likes him for his…

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