Minneapolis, MN – Vikings quarterback J.J. McCarthy is expected to miss week 3 against the Cincinnati Bengals after dealing with an ankle sprain after the teams ridiculous and somewhat hilarious loss to the Falcons on Sunday Night Football. If J.J. is unable to go Sunday, Vikings HC Kevin O’Connell will look to veteran Carson Wentz for under center duties. Wentz, most famous for, who cares really, is with his 6th team in 9 season. O’Connell was asked how he believes this will impact the Vikings chances moving forward, he stated that he “didn’t really care, neither of them can throw” and that “It’s just the Bengals, come on….”
O’Connell trying not to physically recoil as he remembers his best season was with Sam Darnold
“I am so tired of looking at his stupid ‘war paint’, what the hell is that even” said Justin Jefferson, who asked to remain anonymous. “You are a white kid from the suburbs, went to Michigan, the toughest thing you have ever experienced in your life is going out in public with that haircut” said Jefferson (actually not Jefferson, Justin Jefferson said this off the record). After Sam Darnold helped lead the team to a 15-2 record and a first round exit, it is hoped that McCarthy can maybe be out long enough for Wentz to get them to a 10-7 record, where they can get an away wild card game and lose by 22. Either way, McCarthy or Wentz will be the QB for the Vikings moving forward this season, leaving Vikings fans whelmed.
