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O.J. Simpson Abandons Afterlife to Continue Search For Real Killer

Chet Mediocrity8 months ago7 months ago02 mins

O.J. Simpson has decided to abandon the afterlife and continue searching for the real killer, as promised after his acquittal from the 1995 double murder trial. “I know he is still out there, and I was so close to finding him before that reaper man found me” said O.J. through a totally reliable and scientifically…

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