Santa Clara – The Seattle Seahawks have obviously emerged as America’s favorite to win Super Bowl LX as Patriots somehow return to the big game way too soon for a team with such historical success. The poll, conducted online or somewhere else (doesn’t matter even a little), showed that over 88% of Americans want Seattle…
Chicago – The Chicago White Sox, with the highest odds at 27.73%, won the No. 1 overall pick in next summer’s draft during Tuesday’s lottery at the Winter Meetings in Orlando. Chicago, in a perpetual rebuild since they caught lightning in a bottle in 2005, are looking forward to the opportunity to draft a game…
Seattle – Howie Long has asked Fox executives for a dump button as he grows increasingly concerned with what he calls the “inevitable and ultimately horrific mispronunciation” by Terry Bradshaw of Seattle wide receiver Jaxon Smith-Njigba’s name. NFL legend Bradshaw, known for his quick recaps of gameday action during Halftime of the Sunday noon slate,…
Indianapolis – Former NFL quarterback Mark Sanchez (and the unofficial mascot of this website due to his infamous butt fumble) was involved in an altercation last weekend that left the former first rounder in the hospital with stab wounds. Witnesses say that Sanchez, after attacking a door dash driver for parking in a way not…
Miami – Miami Dolphins star Tyreek Hill was questioned and released by Miami-Dade County police after they were called to the wide receiver’s home for a domestic abuse situation. Hill had allegedly called the police after he lashed out at himself when he arrived home and remembered that his estranged wife was not there for…
Las Vegas – Raiders owner Mark Davis and his $2.5 Billion net worth prove to be more important than his Simple Jack haircut to his dating life. In a shock to absolutely no one ever, the billionaire has been spotted with an attractive younger female who he claims, you guessed it, likes him for his…
Miami – Week 3 brought another loss for the Dolphins, who are now 0-3 on the season. During the post game press conference, head coach Mike McDaniel admitted that the team was still ‘tanking for Tua’, the running theme of the 2019 season. When pressed on ‘what the hell he was talking about’, it became…
Toronto – An area Maple Leafs fan is convinced that finally, this will be their year as they ready themselves for a run at year 59 of their Stanley Cup drought. Many fans are reeling from the loss of Mitch Marner through a trade with Vegas, however, a healthy Auston Matthews has expectations foolishly getting…
If you head to the Chicago Bears Pro Shop, searching for products that will really drive home (with annoying determination) your fandom, you will find the amazing ‘Chicago Bears 8′ Inflatable Crazy Sports Fan’. With eye black under his dead and soulless eyes, neighbors will be forcibly made aware of the love you have for…
Fans of the Chicago Bears are high on the teams chances this year, even though recent history suggests that this is a stupid idea. The Bears have added highly sought after and respected first time head coach Ben Johnson to take over the development of first round pick Caleb Williams in the latter’s second year….