Miami – Week 3 brought another loss for the Dolphins, who are now 0-3 on the season. During the post game press conference, head coach Mike McDaniel admitted that the team was still ‘tanking for Tua’, the running theme of the 2019 season. When pressed on ‘what the hell he was talking about’, it became obvious that McDaniels was unaware that Tua Tagovailoa was drafted by his team in 2020. “Oh god, really??” said McDaniel, stunned that this was the end result of the tank. “You are shitting me, right?” he continued on, fighting a panic attack.
Tua laughing at the presser after reminding everyone he got $167 mil guaranteed, calling everyone “lil bitches”
If the Dolphins decide that the tank for Tua didn’t work and part ways, cutting him will cost the team $79.2 million in dead cap space. GM Chris Grier has been on the hot seat for the teams underperformance, and many believe that both him and McDaniel could be gone if the team continues it’s poor play. “I think that we need to start tanking for Arch Manning, maybe call it the ‘March to Arch?’ Or, ‘Mission Manning’, or something like that?” said Vice Chairman Bruce Beal, who asked to remain anonymous.
We reached out to some minority owners of the team for comment, but reps for Venus and Serena Williams, Marc Anthony, and Fergie all replied with a similar “How did you get this number”? Seriously, those folks are minority owners of the Dolphins.
